Life isn't bad...just look at the egg!

So you think your life is bad.

Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

You only get laid once! (Guys must be having a heart attack by now)

You only get eaten once! (Yummy yummy)

It takes 4 minutes to get hard. (ewww)

2 minutes to get soft. (Make it hard boiled, please)

You have to share a box with 11 other guys. (That would be cool for the girls!)

And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. (Hubba hubba)

(Now don't you feel better)

Share this tale with all your friends, make them feel today that life is not so bad after all.